dungeonsanddamsels: this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”
I made the time is leave here later so I could spend more time with you… But you won’t do the same. Don’t know why I’d ever be surprised by that.
roboboners: “if she’s mad, kiss her” lets be real if i was mad and someone kissed me i’d knock their bitch ass out
thefuuuucomics: deanprincesster: fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson he is one of us
sylviaplth: the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
I feel like I’m going to fuckin puke
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
finally gone ahead and made myself a tagged/me
I miss me.
I miss smiling, without lying. Laughing, without crying. Living, without dying. I miss me. The old me. Before all the mess. All the knowing. All the awareness.
notcuddles: magicrobotgeography: btw guys, you do know that if you’re gonna boycott abercrombie, you have to also boycott hot topic, hollister, and american eagle because they’re all owned by the same company And nothing of value was lost
icwok: send me nudes and i’ll rate your parents’ disappointment
anglosexual: misandryinhaiku: “women are weaklings!” i’m strong enough to carry your corpse to the woods this haiku is my favorite haiku
its-a-bingo: i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed
dampsandwich: i dont wanna lose my virginity cause i dont lose anything. im a winner
A haiku about me
t3sticl3br3ath: I am a big cunt Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
cheesecurl: i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
batteur: ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago